im not getting, married or anytime in the future.
i just read this in a friendster bulletin.
kakatuwa eh.
husband - a man who chases women until one
catches him.
kiss - uptown shopping for downtown business.
orgy - group therapy.
pyjamas - an item of clothing newlyweds keep
near their bed in case of fire.
misadventure - an adventure with a miss.
vicious circle - a wedding ring.
adultress - a married women who is too good to be
true.
adultery - fishing without license.
divorce court - hall of blame.
pigamist - a guy with 6 wives.
divorce- the past tense of marriage.
- going through a change of wife.
illegitimate child - sinfant.
irritant - your mother in law.
shotgun wedding - wife or death.
honest - a man who hasn't been caught yet.
genius -another woman's husband
home - the only place to go when the bars are
closed.
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